I have of late discovered time travel. The most telling consequence is this: yesterday, it was July the 22 of 2008. However, the calender in my room reads April 29 2008 today. Thus, I must be enjoying the cool weather of April and not just the blast of the air conditioning.
Another of the more telling results is that I may now sit in front of the computer and instantly find myself two hours after of the time I sat down. On a downside, I do not seem to be able to revert to the time I sat down. The secret to time travel I must assume, then, is the Internet. It has been touted as “progress!” “A tool for education!” I must assume that the education they speak of is the inadvertent discovery of time management and progress is the rate at which the Internet speeds through your available time.
But it is not only the Internet, but work that seems to be involved in time travel. Absorbing work bends and stretches time instead of moving through it. Work, it would seem, is not a series of pipes. But as I was saying, work always takes too much time. The difference is in perceived time and actual time. Work I enjoy tends to take actual time instead of the reverse.
The secret to time travel, I suppose, is a change in typical state. Time tends to move slow when doing something on hours on end, does it not? I recommend you don’t do anything; at least then the date on your calender won’t change.
