Biological Classification

I was reading along in biology today when I came upon this classification system. The three domain system has four kingdoms (Protista, Fungi, Plantae, Animalia) in the same domaine, Eukarya. Kingdom Monera was split between the domaines Archaeie and Bacteria by their “supposed evolutionary timeline.”
That got me to thinking, “what if I made my own classification system?” I’ll call it the three dessert system, Desserts Producers, Materials, and Rest
I will now make a diagram

The three dessert system

Bos taurus (cow)
Gallus gallus domesticus (chicken)
Streptoccus thermophilus (yogurt culture)
Lactobacillus bulgaricus (yogurt culture, sour cream culture)lactic acid (by product of Lactobacillus bacteria)

Class Magnoliopsida (orange, grapefruit, strawberry, blueberry, peach, blackberry, raspberry, apple)
Class Liliopsida (pineapple, banana, coconut)
(With the additions of Carica papaya (papaya) Actinidia deliciosa (kiwi fruit) if they are not included.)
Genus Saccharum (sugar cane)
Theobroma cacao (chocolate)
+sour cream, cottage cheese, cream

Minus the before mentioned of course.
Kingdom Monera
Kingdom Protista
Kingdom Fungi
Kingdom Plantae
Kingdom Animalia

Yeah, I took too much time on this. For clarity, the first two have to do with cheesecake, and I am only making fun of the three domaine system. Off to do Math.


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